“At a Reasonable Hour” 🎄 Funny Christmas Wrapping Paper Roll by Better Than The Gift

“At a Reasonable Hour” 🎄

Parents need sleep. Reindeer need carrots. Nobody opens anything before 7.

Christmas morning house rules, printed right on the paper: no peeking, say thank you, and let the grown-ups sleep. The wrap that sets the tone under the tree and gets read out loud.

Why We Love It

• The rules, pre-written. Funny Christmas-morning reminders the whole family will quote.
• Folds like a pro. Heavy 70 lb uncoated paper for crisp corners.
• Recyclable. Vegetable inks, small-batch, wind-powered printing.
• Roll or sheet. The same design in a 3-sheet roll or a single shirt-box sheet.

The Details

• Roll: 19 x 81 inches (equal to three sheets), shipped in a reusable storage sleeve
• Premium 70 lb uncoated matte paper; smooth and easy to fold without tearing
• Single-sided print with a clean white back
• Fully recyclable; printed in small batches with vegetable-based inks and 100% wind-powered electricity
• By Better Than The Gift

Good to Know

What size is this Christmas wrapping paper roll? This funny Christmas wrapping paper roll is 19 by 81 inches, equal to three sheets, in a reusable sleeve.

Is this Christmas wrapping paper recyclable? Yes. This Christmas wrapping paper is uncoated, fully recyclable, and printed with vegetable-based inks.

Is this wrapping paper good for kids' gifts? Yes. This funny Christmas wrapping paper is written for families, with Christmas-morning rules parents and kids both laugh at.

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